So Superhead recently sent a text to gossip blogger Perez Hilton in the middle of the night alleging that faux fiance'/lame ass publcity stunt counterpart Darius McCrary beat her ass.

Text reads:


“U have to help me. My boyfriend just tried to run over me with his car. [I] Just made a police report. In August, he placed me in a choke hold at a strip club on my birthday. There’s a report and photos of that. There was another choking I never reported but is now being investigated… He’ll kill me if I go on with this. YES…Eddie Winslow from Family Matters!”

Sorry Karrine, but I guess you couldn't suck your way outta this one. I'm not buying it. My guess is that this "(insert insult here) collector" is trying to build some buzz for her latest blowjob manual, due for release later this year...by the way, why not text her "best friend" Weezy instead of Perez?