Because of his blatent misuse of the n-bomb in his whack ass Kobe "rap," Shaq may be getting his badge revoked. Last January, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio made Shaq a special deputy, and then promoted him to a ceremonious colonel earlier this month. "I want his two badges back," Arpaio told the AP, "Because if any one of my deputies did something like this, they're fired. I don't condone this type of racial conduct."